Define Culture Shock: The feeling of disorientation experienced by someone who is suddenly subjected to an unfamiliar culture, way of life, or set of attitudes (Google Definitions).
Define Chipotle Withdrawal Syndrome: The feeling of disorientation and disillusionment experienced by someone who is without access to a Chipotle restaurant.
While I am not sure if Culture Shock actually exists, I can attest that Chipotle Withdrawal Syndrome is alive and well. Only yesterday, I found myself daydreaming of guacamole and hot salsa. I drooled a bit, but luckily no one saw.
Any fans of mathematical proofs out there? This one’s for you:
If… Culture Shock = A Disoriented Experience
And… A Disoriented Experience = Chipotle Withdrawal Syndrome
Then… Culture Shock = Chipotle Withdrawal Syndrome
In all seriousness, Culture Shock (like Chipotle Withdrawal Syndrome) is an unpleasant experience, but it’s fleeting. Simply realize that Chipotle will still be around when you get back to the states. Until then, hello Bo de B (best Barcelona sandwich place, ever).